The review “Simulator goat” for iOS




History, originating with a silly joke, now grown to a multiplatform project – a great, no nonsense, the game was about a goat and mobile.


Let us remember, perhaps, how it all began – in the case of Goat Simulator is useful to know. Employee of one of the Swedish company, previously held some obscure quests, whether by accident, or for corporate needs, laid early video Goat Simulator. Viewers liked scary: goat running on empty city, here are some fun. Under the pressure of aggressive lobby Internet community, the Swedes decided to finish the job – and released the game exactly to the first of April. That this story is not a joke, it became clear when the Goat Simulator unexpectedly topped the charts in sales in Steam, and on YouTube every second letspley was dedicated to the adventures of cloven-hoofed. Since then, the hype around the game somehow settled, but apparently will rise again – with the arrival of iOS and Android.


Ported the game completely – the good, Goat Simulator is not particularly filled with content. Here is the same town, something reminiscent of their counterparts of the products Rockstar Games; only smaller, of course. On the way, drive cars, people marching, sitting in the office and sad sharyatsya on a construction site; under the sky flying a hang glider, and apart from the concrete jungle a group of tourists sat on a picnic. The town, of course, small, and claims to be the analogue of the GTA to approximately the same extent as a goat on the Nico Bellyache, but its function is performed: provide a platform for future follies.

That game immediately offers to do – more, it is still nothing. For your every action put glasses, which are then placed in a special piggy bank. Famously swept the road, catching lampposts? Get a solid increase in points. Raised horns yawning pedestrian? Ok, here’s a bonus. Special eccentricities Goat Simulator Achivki notes – “like Michael Bay,” says the game when you enter his head in a gas station.
Goat Simulator, in principle, all about it – to Michael Bay, but the director himself. Here will not be entertained, so you have izgalyatsya own – and the more savvy manifest, the better. You can climb up to the construction site and siganut out on a trampoline – a goat fly up so that the horns pierce the sky. You can cling to the language (it is the type of climbing hook) for the car and take a ride on a closed area. You can dress up the goat penguin (Points to the very new opportunities) and famously come from all slides. Goat Simulator knowingly so excited letspleyschikov – this is the game for which interesting to watch (and that he has come up with?) Than the play itself.


Goat Simulator requires a lot of imagination and, shall we say, some demands of himself. Man accustomed when playing starts automatically after launch exe-file, there will be incredibly difficult – you have to invent yourself occupation. Moreover – and this gives the game semi-random crafts than really serious product type Minecraft – eventually get bored even the most inveterate dreamers. Goat Simulator quickly exhausts itself: with a tap to jump, hang-gliding ride that I would not know.


And then there will be nothing – Goat Simulator , as befits one-day hits, burns brightly, but not for long. This is a very common story in the era of the viral Internet – something takes passive mass of inhabitants, weight played a couple of months, and then find a new hobby. Goat Simulator – exactly the same meme as Gangnam Style as the Harlem shake. Now on your phone.

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