When a man steals your wife,

Dec

21

2013

When a man steals your wife, there is no better
revenge than to let him keep her.
David Bissonette
After marriage, husband and wife become two
sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other,
but still they stay together.
Sacha Guitry
By all means marry. If you get a good wife,
you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll
become a philosopher.
Socrates
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents
us from achieving them.
Anonymous
The great question… which I have not been able
to answer… is, “What does a woman want?”
Dumas
I had some words with my wife, and she had
some paragraphs with me.
Sigmund Freud
‘Some people ask the secret of our long
marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two
times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft
music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go
Fridays.’
Anonymous
‘There’s a way of transferring funds that is even
faster than electronic banking. It’s called
marriage.’
Sam Kinison
‘I’ve had bad luck with both my wives.
The first one left me, and the second one didn’t.’
James Holt McGavra
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you’re wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you’re right, shut up.
Patrick Murra
The most effective way to remember your wife’s
birthday is to forget it once….
Nash
You know what I did before I married?
Anything I wanted to.
Anonymous
My wife and I were happy for twenty years.
Then we met.
Henny Youngman
A good wife always forgives her husband when
she’s wrong.
Rodney Dangerfield
A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: ‘Wife
wanted’. Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: ‘You can have
mine.’
Anonymous
First Guy (proudly): ‘My wife’s an angel!’
Second Guy: ‘You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.’
Anonymous
SEND THIS TO ALL THE GUYS TO GIVE THEM A
GOOD LAUGH……AND TO THOSE LADIES WITH A
SENSE OF HUMOR WHO CAN HANDLE IT!

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